tyraniturd:

more happened in the first 3 months of 2013 than like all of 2012

mirukaku:

one time this kid sneezed in class and i said “goodnight”

pezdispencersmith:

i could be a member of maroon 5 and none of you would ever know

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

elemeno-pee:

happybutts:

what’s the html code to be pretty

Maybe it’s </Maybelline>

It’s divided into groups based on interests & personalities

People who belong to tumblr don’t talk about it to people who don’t

And the pictures move

thewholockiansareinthetardis:

everhaynes:

omg no fucking way

you guys don’t have red skins or bubble o’bills or minties?

and tim tams or tiny teddies or milo?

and fairy bread or caramello koalas or crunchies or cherry ripes or WIZZ FIZZES?

HOW DO YOU LIVE OHMYGOD.

YOU’VE ALL BEEN HIDING UNDER A ROCK.

i feel like someone just shouted gibberish at me then got upset when i didn’t understand